Category: Tall Tales

• January 9, 2018

  Not Your Momma’s Tall Tales: Paul Bunyan

  

  I love Tall Tales. They’re like history channel specials as directed by Michael Bay. It’s no surprise that the figures portrayed in these stories come from harrowing professions. Cowboy, sea captain, railroad spike hitter, hippie tree planter I guess? But of all the professions, logging has probably the greatest potential for producing tall tales. Seriously, […]
• July 1, 2015

  Not Your Daddy’s Tall Tales: Pecos Bill

  

  I love Tall Tales. They’re like Your Momma jokes except the goal is to make the person seem super fucking incredible instead of, you know, insulting their mommas. So let me tell you about Pecos Fucking Bill. They called him Pecos Fucking Bill because he was tenacious as fuck. The meanest son of a gun that ever […]